Today's letter comes from Gordon Lenoir:

"My name is Gordon Lenoir. I am writing because I came across your comic, and it is funny because I actually have a pet frog and a pet penguin. The penguin doesn't throw bombs though. It mostly just eats and poops."


Thanks for writing, Gordon! Ever since the penguin got into the whole grain/fiber thing, he, too, mostly just eats and poops. He says that now his system is as clean as a whistle. The downside is that he poops so much, it hurts productivity. We moved a port-a-potty close to the set to try and remedy this, but the penguin was still spending more time there than was reasonable. Now we just cover the entire floor with old newspapers.

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