Loretta Ballard of Nashville, Tennessee, writes:

Everybody keeps telling me these days to drink at least eight glasses of water every day for my health. Is this true? The penguin looks pretty healthy, does he drink eight glasses of water a day?


The penguin swears that the healthiest drink on Earth is seawater. It is the perfect fluid concoction to satfisy his thirst. Even his doctor agrees. Before you take his advice to heart, though, I feel obligated to reiterate that he is a penguin.

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